The Ultimate Dance Embarrassment

This Past Saturday my mom hosted a Valentines day dinner for our family. We had a lovely prime rib dinner and we drank lots of champagne and strawberry juice. I like to call them "Heart-mosas" After a few drinks we set up the wii and that's when things started to get crazy. My family is pretty competitive, especially when it comes to the wii. My mom honestly thinks she has a part time job as a professional Wii bowler but that's another issue. I decided to try out the Michael Jackson game. Let me tell you it's so fricken fun. You have to get it.

Well Someone who I refer to as dad decided that he was THE BEST at this game or the best at dancing in general. He called "Thriller" of course. Don't worry....we have it all on video. Well I guess after a few of these

Someone got cocky and thought they could do this

And then claimed If they had the proper shoes and bobby socks they could do it.

(fail)

If this isn't embarrassing enough, he kept beating my score! I'm not really sure how this was happening. I came to the conclusion that I must have been holding the controller wrong but my dad seems to think it's that he wasted a bunch of money on dance lessons for me. So when the night ended he celebrated his huge victory and I thought this nightmare was all over and I would never have to hear about it again.

The next morning I wake up and the first thing he says to me "Morning Loser" Flexes his arms and then walks out the door.

Happy V-day!

(stands for vodka day)