It should have been me.

A few weeks ago I watched a Lifetime movie about William and Kate. This was a bad move because now I am royally OBSESSED with the Royal wedding. I was surprised to find out that William wasn't the best boyfriend to Kate Middleton. She definitely put up with a royal pain in the arse, which proves that boys will be boys.... royal or not. So the past few nights I haven't been able to sleep and now I know the real reason why, I have cold feet. This wedding is giving me so much anxiety! So much to do before the big day. First off, where can I find a hat like this:

Also I need to order my Replica Ring to wear on the big day

Mostly Because it will pair nicely with the heart of the ocean necklace I ordered over 10 years ago.

Finally, a matching set.

Ironically back in the day when I was busy seeing Titanic 20 times in the theater, I used to have a little crush on Prince William but have you seen the guy recently?

ummmmm I'll go ahead and take the ginger on this one.

One day till the day that every girl dreams about. I hope you are all watching at 2 am with a cup of tea. Preferably ones like these.

and oh ya, I almost forgot. Something for all you lovers out there.

A gift fit for a king.

Happy Thursday!!!

The Dewey Decimal System

After 3 seasons of 16 and pregnant and 2 seasons of teen mom I started thinking "hmmm this kid thing doesn't seem so bad, maybe I should get one of my own" "Oh wait you have to read to it??? no thanks" This is until I realized what great children's books there are out there.

A story to teach you where babies come from

or what I like to call

Where Willy went: The incredible journey of Micheal Phelps

A story to teach you how to party like a Rock star.

I remember my first rave.

Oh look, Books about hair.

I'm surprised I didn't write this one.

I'm surprised my mom didn't write this one

This looks like a sad story. Wonder how

it ends.

I think you would find this story in the Non-Fiction

section because this is Real Talk. I wish my mom

read this one to me.

And of course the classic bowel movement books because let's be honest...

No matter how old you are, it's hilarious.

Happy Tuesday!!!

DeTangled.

This Past week I finally saw the movie tangled. It was really cute but I wondered why you didn't get a free deep conditioner when you purchased a $30 blue ray movie. It did inspire me to grow my hair out a lot longer and use it to do things like sneak out of my house or wash my car. I don't want to give away the end of the movie for those of you that still haven't seen it but I will say I had no idea Cher could be so evil.

And as for the hero Flynn Rider. I get that Rapunzel is an attractive 18 year old girl that you were interested in but don't try to Woo her with something you call "The look"

It didn't work and I hate to tell you it's already been done and mastered by someone else.

His name is Lucas Scott and you can find him in Tree Hill!

Happy Monday!!!!!

It never stops.

If you read my last blog it was about Jump Photos. I hope you've been practicing them. Trust me, it's a life skill you need. My friend Crystal sent me a little reminder that I forgot a good one. Can't believe I almost let this one slip by.....

Apparently she jumps with make believe Disney characters too.