My life after VD

First of all I would like to apologize that I have not kept up on my blogs. I have been doped up on cough syrup for the past week. I hope all the single ladies had a fantastic Valentine's Day or what I like to call S.A.D single awareness day. As for the rest of you with your cute dinner dates and romantic nights I hope you choked on a chocolate. My friends and I went to San Francisco for the night. The apartment where we stayed had walls of mirrors so naturally all I did was dance all night. It made me realize all I need to keep me entertained for hours is a bottle of grey goose and lady gaga's cd. The whole night was real and fun.....and real fun! So fun I lost my ID and credit card. My parents weren't too thrilled and I'm sure they immediately googled the word

"MESS"

Speaking of maturity, I am turning 24 in less than 2 weeks! I am hoping that I will get my life back in order before then. I've had a rough past week. I went to the doctors twice and found out I have bronchitis, asthma and I'm allergic to cats. I thought to my self "perfect could I seriously become any bigger of a nerd??" So right now I am battling with what I like to call AAA. Allergies, acne and asthma. What.....a disaster.

Today is a cuddle up next to a fire and watch a movie day. Fortunately I work all day so I will not be doing this. I hope you all have a great Tuesday. Pray for all the people out there who are also suffering from AAA!

XOXO

Hi dad

So I've been sick all weekend with what can only be described as Mad cow disease and yesterday the last thing I wanted to hear was my dad asking me "HEY what happened to today's blog?"

My dad is a pretty funny mexican. I'm half german and half mexican so my dad like to call all of his children "Beaner-schnitzles" The other weird thing about my dad is he is a Human GPS. I can be lost anywhere in california and he will know exactly where I am and what street I'm on and where the closest Taco bell is. Some of his hobbies include golfing, watching football,hockey and putting red robin seasoning on everything! Well here you go dad. Here is today's blog and your shout out. Now Get back to work Big Daddy Vargas
sidenote: Don't you worry this won't be the last blog about my father

T.G.I.F

Thank Gypsy it's Friday!!!!

Too bad it looks like a mess outside.

Here are 10 things I am thankful for this Friday:

1. I don't start work until 2

2. Game show network to keep me busy until 2

3. My birthday is in 23 days though I am not thankful for being 24 years of age. 

4. Jack-n-the-box welcomes back mozzarella...ella....ella sticks  (that ones for you Tye)

5. Michael Phelps caught smoking weed from a bong after years ago getting a DUI. You go you supernatural hot mess!

6. Lady gaga and 99.7 being the only radio station that plays the extended version of "just dance"

7. California woman gives birth to 8 babies in just FIVE minutes! Suck on that John and Kate, You might be out of a job! (side note: I love your show)

8. The Superbowl is over! Great game but the commercials and the halftime performance was terrible. We want Janet's Boob back!

9. Jordan, Amanda and I sang the song "space cowboy" by N sync' last night and now I have it stuck in my head.

Last but not least....

10. I am thankful I did not get hit in the face with a hockey puck this week. 

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Make good choices, bring an umbrella....ella....ella

What.....a hot mess

Okay another reason for me to have kids....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Kids DRAW the darndest things

This made me want to have kids..... 

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out of every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole it's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at home depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith