It never stops.

If you read my last blog it was about Jump Photos. I hope you've been practicing them. Trust me, it's a life skill you need. My friend Crystal sent me a little reminder that I forgot a good one. Can't believe I almost let this one slip by.....

Apparently she jumps with make believe Disney characters too.

Jump Around.

This Past week I decided to teach the little girls I babysit something that I consider a special talent, Jump Photos. I don't care who you are Jump photos are the best. Not sure if you're aware of how much goes into a jump photo. Not just anyone can take a jump photo. It takes some good knowledge of Quantum Physics. Good thing I received a B- in physics. Here are the few attempts of us trying to get a great jump Photo.

1............2...........3..........JUMP

Fail

1...........2........

Major Fail

1.......2........3

NAILED IT!!!!!

So proud of them. I had to tell them all about the Jump Photo Legend, The godfather of all Jump Photos, My Friend Crystal. Crystal never gave up. She kept trying and now she is a well known versatile jumper.

Over Bridges.

International.

In a floatation device.

Her Dog even takes perfect Jump Photos.

I didn't want to brag to the girls but with all of that hard work look where Crystal ended up

NEVER .....SAY.....NEVER!!!!!

Happy Thursday!

A dream is a wish your heart makes... and scares the crap out of you

Don't you hate nightmares? I do. The other night I had a marathon of nightmares. One after another and they all had one thing in common, I was shot. Have you ever been shot in your dreams? It doesn't hurt or at least in my dreams they don't. I remember thinking "wow this really doesn't hurt at all" Then I wake up and hope that when I fall back asleep I don't have another scary dream. WRONG. I basically lived scream 1, 2 and 3 and saw the new Scream 4. After my 4th time getting shot I decided to stay up a bit and watch some tv. Good news was Blue Crush was on. Perfect, I can fall back asleep and dream of being a surfer. Nope, I was in the water waiting to catch a wave then a shark hit my board. I swam like Michael Phelps to safety then as soon as I got to shore away from the shark my killer was there waiting and of course shot me. Talk about a rough day on the beach. So this was starting to get a little stupid. I was shot a total of 30 times in my dreams, in your face 50 cent!

I couldn't wait to tell some people about my new gangster status. Here are a few of my conversations:

My friend Matt, who I thought was the smartest person I know

Me: Every single one of my dreams last night were nightmares. All of them I was running away from a guy with a gun. side note: getting shot really doesn't hurt that bad. I was shot over 30 times last night!!!

Matt: You must have a guilty conscience.

Me: Guilty Conscience? What's that supposed to mean. I was shot over 30 times. I'm a Victim Matt!!

Matt: My mom says you need help.

Now here is a conversation with my father who was away this weekend.

Me: I had nightmares all last night. I was shot over 30 times. Don't worry, I'm ok.

Dad: Oh good, I would hate to see you ruin our vacation.

Glad to see the support I have from my family and friends. I'm thinking of getting a dream book and getting to the bottom of all of my dreams. Not going to lie, I woke up feeling pretty bad ass the next day.

Happy Monday!!!!!!

Lucky Charms.

Last year for St. Patty's Day my friend Crystal and I decided to go out....nothing crazy or so we thought. We made T-shirts that said "feeling lucky?"

Unlucky is more like it.

The bartender made us some green beer and we munched on Irish nachos, which is basically standard nacho toppings on top of fries. Talk about my two favorite things collaborating! That's like if Britney Spears did an Album with Justin Timberlake! We might of had too many green beers because then we had this great idea to make our own drink called....

DAT.....DA.....DA The GreenKaTonic!!!!

Bad idea. The GreenKatonics led to Green Jello shots which led to Irish Jig dancing. You know, you think you know someone and as far as i know Crystal has had no dance background but that night she was dancin' around that bar like she was Michael Flatley Lord of the dance!!! Her legs flail about as if independent from her body!!!!

We had a blast.

Best St. Pattys day. Ever

I don't have anymore stories or pictures from that night except for this one, what I assume is Crystal and I walking back home from the bar.

This is why last year on March 18th we made the new rule "Never Drink anything green" and while you're at it don't dye your hair red.

Happy St. Pattys day!!!!

A Special Birthday Wish

Happy Birthday to one of my dearest friends, Vanessa. I love this girl for so many reasons:

1. She's fun.

2. She makes me the BEST birthday cupcakes every year

3. She is dedicated to our drinking....I mean bowling team.

4. She is always there to help me out.

5. Most of all, she gave birth to this

Happy Birthday HonAY! I wish you lots of birthday blessings to your face.

I love you

and many.....many more!!!!!!

Who wore it Best??

Who wore it best? Cate Blanchett or Roseanne's couch?

I will let you decide on this one.

Happy Wednesday!!

My Quarter Life Crisis is over....or so I think

I recently turned 26 years old. I know what everyone is about to say, Oh my goooosh that is SO YOUNG. Well it feels old ok? I now have back problems, I need to be fueled by coffee everyday and I now get these things called Hangovers. 25 might have been one of the craziest years ever.

This is how I started my 25th year....

Dressed like Snooki. Not a good start if you ask me. I should have known it was going to be a crazy year. Now that I am 26 I need to set some goals for myself as I slowly power walk my way to 30. I have a lot to look forward to this year and I am PUMPED! If it's one thing I know it's ALWAYS REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.

I am Tiffany Vargas

Dog lover.....

Kid lover....

Investor....

a Problem Solver....

and one hell of a model American!

Happy FAT Tuesday Y'all!!!!!

"Then I saw his face. I'm a Belieber!"

There is something going on in the country that is spreading more than Snooki's legs, something worse than West Nile, swine flu or mad cow disease, It's called BIEBER FEVER! I remember day I was diagnosed with Bieber Fever. It was late one night and I was watching Chelsea lately and out comes this little nugget with a heavy swept bang. Then out came the songs. I couldn't stop playing them. I haven't felt this way since the old N'sync days. I thought I would have to hide that fact I love Justin Bieber, just like I had to hide that fact that I loved Zac Efron during the high school musical days and forced the kids I babysit for to watch the movies all the time but fortunately it's cool to love Justin Bieber. Thank Goodness! I LOVE That I didn't have to hide the fact I went to go see Never say Never and drove to Toys r us to get the special purple Bieber 3D glasses. I'm excited to see what else this kid can do. He officially is the most talented 16 year old that's ever made it in the music business. Sorry about it Aaron Carter.

Never say I never bought you an Icee, Tye and Breana. The movie was truly an amazing story and the best part of the night was we were the only ones in the theater. So what did we do?

Got up and DANCED!!!!

Happy Wednesday!

The Ultimate Dance Embarrassment

This Past Saturday my mom hosted a Valentines day dinner for our family. We had a lovely prime rib dinner and we drank lots of champagne and strawberry juice. I like to call them "Heart-mosas" After a few drinks we set up the wii and that's when things started to get crazy. My family is pretty competitive, especially when it comes to the wii. My mom honestly thinks she has a part time job as a professional Wii bowler but that's another issue. I decided to try out the Michael Jackson game. Let me tell you it's so fricken fun. You have to get it.

Well Someone who I refer to as dad decided that he was THE BEST at this game or the best at dancing in general. He called "Thriller" of course. Don't worry....we have it all on video. Well I guess after a few of these

Someone got cocky and thought they could do this

And then claimed If they had the proper shoes and bobby socks they could do it.

(fail)

If this isn't embarrassing enough, he kept beating my score! I'm not really sure how this was happening. I came to the conclusion that I must have been holding the controller wrong but my dad seems to think it's that he wasted a bunch of money on dance lessons for me. So when the night ended he celebrated his huge victory and I thought this nightmare was all over and I would never have to hear about it again.

The next morning I wake up and the first thing he says to me "Morning Loser" Flexes his arms and then walks out the door.

Happy V-day!

(stands for vodka day)

Catch up

So I took a week off from my blog. I doubt anyone even noticed since this maybe one of the dumbest blogs out there. I thought I would catch everyone up to date on my life.

Last weekend I went to a hair show in long beach. If I learned anything from the convention it would be that Hair stylists can drink! If I needed anymore of a confirmation that I am in the right field that was it. Classes are really important cause it really gets you inspired and makes you want to push yourself even more in your business. All the classes were super fun, maybe cause everyone was drinking? It's ok, not like it's brain surgery! This one up-do class was so much fun. The teacher was hilarious. I hate up dos but he said that all you have to do is smile, pretend like you know what you're doing and say "OOooooo guuuuurl you are going look super fly at the club tonight!"

The new trend is Feather Hair extensions. You can flat iron or curl them. We're going to be doing them soon so get excited! I decided to put a few in my hair and make it subtle because I didn't want to look like an Avatar. Cute right?

I even got a little something for my dog Tigger!! Doesn't he look Hot!

Last Friday night I decided to stay in and watch a movie. I ended up watching Charlie St. Cloud. It's a little embarrassing how much I cried. I had to pause the movie at certain parts to pull myself together. Zac what the EF is wRONg may not be the greatest actor but he isn't so bad to look at. As if being home alone on a Friday night bawling my eyes out wasn't bad enough I ended up watching all the special features too. What....a loser. I thought the movie was good but I was a little surprised by the ended because I imagined it would have ended somehow like this:

Happy Monday!!